Amazing Happens Here

So... it was about 20 minutes after midnight, and I was going to pee in the bathroom. So I go, and I don't button up my pants, because I usually just wash my hands, dry them AND THEN button my pants up. But strangely, when I washed my hands, I couldn't move out of the position I was in! My pants got stuck!! The button was hanging out at the perfect angle and it just got caught right under the sink counter. It was ridiculous! I couldn't move anywhere and I couldn't get the button out. So I just sat on the counter and pulled my pants off. Luckily my roommate/suitemates didn't know this happened.